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[The video opens up to a Dratini egg. Standing around it are a few Pokémon: a Torchic, a Vulpix, and a Staravia. The trio seem curious about the egg, as if they've never seen it before.]
How do you get an egg to hatch?
[The question comes from somewhere off-screen. The video swivels to look up at Logan, who is frowning at the egg. He doesn't seem to notice the camera is pointed at him.]
I've had this one for well over a month. It doesn't even show signs of hatching.
[And the one Reaver got hatched quite some time ago! Clearly this is an exercise in Logan's shitty luck. Then again, looking at those unevolved Pokémon it's quite possible that he just sucks at this whole "Pokémon training" thing. Or a horrible combination of that and shit luck. That's probably it.]
I have kept the egg with me at all times. What else does it require?
[He hasn't even dropped it! Come on, that has got to count for something!]
I also have a question in regards to evolution. Is it possible for a Pokémon to simply decide not to evolve? I have two that should have evolved by now but haven't for... some reason I can't figure out.
[Logan turns a bit, realizing that the camera is focused on him, and gestures to the Torchic. He retrieves the 'Gear from the cameraman, a sulking Snivy, and gestures to it as well.]
I would appreciate any advice on either subject. Thank you.
[And with that, he shuts the feed off.]
How do you get an egg to hatch?
[The question comes from somewhere off-screen. The video swivels to look up at Logan, who is frowning at the egg. He doesn't seem to notice the camera is pointed at him.]
I've had this one for well over a month. It doesn't even show signs of hatching.
[And the one Reaver got hatched quite some time ago! Clearly this is an exercise in Logan's shitty luck. Then again, looking at those unevolved Pokémon it's quite possible that he just sucks at this whole "Pokémon training" thing. Or a horrible combination of that and shit luck. That's probably it.]
I have kept the egg with me at all times. What else does it require?
[He hasn't even dropped it! Come on, that has got to count for something!]
I also have a question in regards to evolution. Is it possible for a Pokémon to simply decide not to evolve? I have two that should have evolved by now but haven't for... some reason I can't figure out.
[Logan turns a bit, realizing that the camera is focused on him, and gestures to the Torchic. He retrieves the 'Gear from the cameraman, a sulking Snivy, and gestures to it as well.]
I would appreciate any advice on either subject. Thank you.
[And with that, he shuts the feed off.]
[Action] Will tag when I get back. ♥
Barry's egg hatched a few days before, that little fangirl of a Venipede hatching and trying to latch onto him; it's been in its pokéball since.
And so now he's just standing there, leaning against a surface, his face baring a shit-eating smirk. He's amused by your failure, Not-so-King.]
The little hell spawn hatched for me fine. Personally, I found kicking the egg helped.
[Action] That works~!
I have no interest in kicking it.
[Really, that just sounds like a bad idea. One of those creatures is going to end up biting your head off. If it's not you, it'll be Reaver. Either way, it'll be entertaining and it will serve you both right.]
What did you receive?
[These creatures are fascinating though...]
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[And if this egg takes longer than a month to hatch... he's not sure if he really wants to try training it.]
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[...how does he... go about doing that... Talking to them just seems weird.]
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VIDEO || FINALLY SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS HER PAIN
I have to say, the moment I give an egg to someone else it hatches within a couple of days! It's so weird! I've had one egg hatch under me though~! [ She beams, prideful that ONE egg hatched under her. ] It took about a little over a year for her to hatch.
VIDEO || IT'S HARD BEING THIS AWESOME
[How do you have the patience for it? He'd just throw it in the PC and be done with it. ...Assuming he can figure out how to work the PC...]
I suppose it must have something to do with the trainer, then.
[...Maybe we just really suck at this Pokémon training thing...]
video || It'S A HARD KNOCK LIFE
[ rangiku can operate the pc, but, unfortunately, she's just too lazy to. And she enjoys having the pokemon wait at home until her valiant return! ]
Yeah! Maybe we should try swapping eggs and then trading them back to see if they hatch?! [ Rangiku's pokemon are level 100. In theory, it's just that she sucks with egg handling. ]
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[Goodness, at least you've accomplished something there!]
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[Surely you didn't think that he's going to leave you alone for long periods of time, even now that his utter charmer of a butler has shown up, did you? It would hardly be responsible of him to allow the King of Albion (because you...are still king, right? ofcourseyouare) to wander into whatever fresh new disaster this place can throw at him completely unaccompanied, after all!
And besides, you're fun to annoy. So he can claim both personal entertainment and a vaguely defined, incredibly half-assed sense of responsibility! It's the best possible arrangement that can come out of this, really.]
Have you considered a more...physical approach, by any chance? After all, percussive encouragement worked rather well on mine.
[Welcome to Reaver Industries! Where everything can be solved with a bit of violence, blatant threats of violence, and/or a good, old-fashioned swift kick to the face (or whatever these eggs have that might conceivably stand in for a face, as the case may be)!]
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[Admittedly, Logan probably could have attempted to escape now that Barry has shown up and is... occupying Reaver most of the time. It would be fairly simple, really. He could probably get at least a day's head start. But with the egg to look after and several weak, unevolved Pokémon, that would be a horrible idea. He can't put himself at risk! So clearly the only option is to lineface forever at Reaver and kind of hate everything.]
[...So no different than usual, really.]
I'm not going to harm it.
[Come on now, Reaver. Surely you know him better than that! If he's given options, he always goes for the neutral one!! He can't damage his moral standing in
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...all right, not quite done with it, as Reaver is just going to shoot that egg a rather skeptical look before returning his attention to you.]
Of course. It was merely a suggestion, and there's no guarantee you would even hurt whatever's in there - after all, if it's lasted this long, I don't see how you would damage it in any way simply by following through on that suggestion in the first place - ah, but clearly Your Majesty would know best.
[He actually isn't offended by that any! Just sort of openly wondering why you're being such an idiot about this. They aren't anywhere near the same thing, they just require approximately the same level of passive-aggressive sarcasm. You understand.]
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There's no sense in abusing the creatures that are charged with my protection.
[Why do you think he didn't cut the elite soldiers' pay?]
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When it comes to the egg, I suppose that depends on exactly what it is you have been doing - have you simply been keeping it with your belongings, or have you actually been...ah, spending time with it, I suppose, as ridiculous a notion as that sounds?
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[Oh, hey you! You were ridiculously helpful before, so maybe you'll have some useful information now!]
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