decrees: (♛ I'm tired of your ridiculous antics.)
King ♛ Logan ([personal profile] decrees) wrote2012-08-24 08:22 pm

SECOND ORDER ♛ VIDEO

[The video opens up to a Dratini egg. Standing around it are a few Pokémon: a Torchic, a Vulpix, and a Staravia. The trio seem curious about the egg, as if they've never seen it before.]

How do you get an egg to hatch?

[The question comes from somewhere off-screen. The video swivels to look up at Logan, who is frowning at the egg. He doesn't seem to notice the camera is pointed at him.]

I've had this one for well over a month. It doesn't even show signs of hatching.

[And the one Reaver got hatched quite some time ago! Clearly this is an exercise in Logan's shitty luck. Then again, looking at those unevolved Pokémon it's quite possible that he just sucks at this whole "Pokémon training" thing. Or a horrible combination of that and shit luck. That's probably it.]

I have kept the egg with me at all times. What else does it require?

[He hasn't even dropped it! Come on, that has got to count for something!]

I also have a question in regards to evolution. Is it possible for a Pokémon to simply decide not to evolve? I have two that should have evolved by now but haven't for... some reason I can't figure out.

[Logan turns a bit, realizing that the camera is focused on him, and gestures to the Torchic. He retrieves the 'Gear from the cameraman, a sulking Snivy, and gestures to it as well.]

I would appreciate any advice on either subject. Thank you.

[And with that, he shuts the feed off.]
explosivecombat: (And what have we here?)

[personal profile] explosivecombat 2012-08-30 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
There were quite a few, yes, though the majority of them were several months ago.

Looking up our past work, then?
explosivecombat: (Gentlemen...I love war)

[personal profile] explosivecombat 2012-08-30 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you complied with their requirements so far?
explosivecombat: (And what have we here?)

[personal profile] explosivecombat 2012-08-30 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Then it seems that someone's been doing it for you, judging by how long you've been here; the consequences have potential to get rather unpleasant if you leave the organization, so I would suggest that you not try to take the noble route by telling the individual in question to stop. I don't want to see you have to take any of those consequences.
explosivecombat: (Go on and keep that up)

[personal profile] explosivecombat 2012-08-30 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Why should I sell you out? As it is now, I see no reason to.
explosivecombat: (I love girls like that!)

[personal profile] explosivecombat 2012-08-30 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Just ensure that you don't get yourself thrown out and we'll be fine, I think.

It would be a bit of a shame to stop talking to one so interesting, so shortly after we've met.
explosivecombat: (Go on and keep that up)

[personal profile] explosivecombat 2012-08-30 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course.

Should you need anything, you can always contact me; let me know when you're back in town. Perhaps I can assist you with finding a creature that's to your liking; one that will help protect you.
explosivecombat: (Don't worry; it's nothing personal)

[personal profile] explosivecombat 2012-08-30 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...you don't have to keep thanking me, you know.

Any time.

[And with that, end feed!]