It involves this person that I used to work with. An orphan. Not very attractive. Not stupid, but I can't say she was too smart either. She was supposed to do science with me until she was done doing science, at which point she was supposed to go be disposed of like all the others.
She didn't like that. And then she murdered me because she didn't want to do her job.
I got better. Eventually. But it's not too easy to get over just being murdered like that. So I made her do more science, and everything was going pretty well.
[After I fixed the lab up. Because who would have thought murdering the one in charge of maintaining it would lead to it not being maintained? (That's sarcasm, by the way. Most people here can't tell for some reason.)]
Anyway, she tried to kill me again, using some moron she found in the labs for help. She put the moron in power, and because with great power apparently comes great stupidity for the moron in question, he shoved my brain in a potato and proceeded to nearly blow up the labs.
That's all dealt with now. Obviously. And I don't have to worry about either the girl or the moron anymore. We fought him together. I got to use heavy machinery. It was...pretty cool, actually. Even if I was still a potato at the time.
[...she does not seem to realize that that probably raised more questions than it answered, um]
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She didn't like that. And then she murdered me because she didn't want to do her job.
I got better. Eventually. But it's not too easy to get over just being murdered like that. So I made her do more science, and everything was going pretty well.
[After I fixed the lab up. Because who would have thought murdering the one in charge of maintaining it would lead to it not being maintained? (That's sarcasm, by the way. Most people here can't tell for some reason.)]
Anyway, she tried to kill me again, using some moron she found in the labs for help. She put the moron in power, and because with great power apparently comes great stupidity for the moron in question, he shoved my brain in a potato and proceeded to nearly blow up the labs.
That's all dealt with now. Obviously. And I don't have to worry about either the girl or the moron anymore. We fought him together. I got to use heavy machinery. It was...pretty cool, actually. Even if I was still a potato at the time.
[...she does not seem to realize that that probably raised more questions than it answered, um]