[...well, it would help if you let some of your hair forward and got rid of that...horrendous thing on your face that's pretending to be a Goatee Of Evil...]

Sol-

[..........................excuse me]

...ah. King of Albion. Well, this is both an honor and a pleasure, then.

[Oh god, this is kind of priceless. Are you a tyrant? Tell him you're a tyrant.]

As I was saying. Solf J. Kimblee. Like you, I'm not from this world - however, I've never heard of Albion, either.